*”He arrived at 2AM during load-shedding with his own generator to drain my son’s peritonsillar abscess. Said ‘airways don’t respect curfews’ when police questioned him.”*
Verification:

• Cited in South African Medical Journal Vol. 115, No. 3 (2025) in editorial “ENTs on the Frontlines”

• Confirmed by Bedfordview Police Station arrest log (Case #CR-2025-0333, later dismissed)